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Our Top 2013 Albums of 2013

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Alot of people have been asking us to post the lists of our favorite albums of 2013 that we disclosed on episode 23. Well here you go:

Seth’s List (he only did a top 3):

  1.  Polkadot Cadaver – Last Call in Jonestown
  2. Eminem – Marshall Mathers EP 2
  3. Dillinger Escape Plan – One of Us is the Killer

Matt’s List:

  1. Dillinger Escape Plan – One of Us is the Killer
  2. Whores – Clean
  3. Phil Anselmo & The Illegals – Walk Through Exits Only
  4. Puscifer – Donkey Punch the Night Away
  5. Bring Me the Horizon – Sempiternal
  6. Queens of the Stone Age – Like Clockwork
  7. Clutch – Earthrocker
  8. Ghost BC – Infestissuman
  9. Kylesa – Ultraviolet
  10. Motorhead – Aftershock

Dustin’s List:

  1. Dillinger Escape Plan – One of Us is the Killer
  2. Bring Me the Horizon – Sempiternal
  3. Daft Punk – Random Access Memories
  4. Queens of the Stone Age – Like Clockwork
  5. Kvelertak – Meir
  6. Whores – Clean
  7. (tie) Justin Timberlake – The 20/20 Experience, Jay Z – Holy Grail
  8. God is an Astronaut – Origins
  9. Intronaut – Habitual Levitations
  10. Sound City Soundtrack
  11. Eminem – Marshall Mathers EP2

Show 15 – The Goatman’s Revenge

This one was a shorty but we hit all the good stuff and might have killed a bit in the process. Christina and Joe hung out with us in studio and had fun with the room foley mic. Music releases included Motorhead, Meek is Murder, Russian Circles and the Duck Dynasty X-Mas album which brought an abrupt end to the show. And Christina had an allergic reaction to the Goatman!

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Intro and Outro Music – X-Mobius – Beebak

This Weeks Beer – Lakewood Brewery’s Punkel and Goatman

This Weeks Stories:

World?s strongest beer: http://www.odditycentral.com/foods/worlds-strongest-beer-has-67-5-percent-alcohol-by-volume-is-called-snake-venom.html

Pigeon?s Smuggling Cigars: http://www.odditycentral.com/art/artist-trains-pigeons-to-smuggle-cigars-from-cuba.html

Kuma?s Corner: http://www.kumascorner.com/

Damn Samali Pirates: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/10/28/britney-spears-s-music-is-used-to-fight-off-somali-pirates-stop-laughing.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/19/britney-spears-isolated-vocal-track_n_4128754.html

Great American Cooter Fest: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/28/great-american-cooter-fest-florida_n_4170728.html

Homo Demon: http://boingboing.net/2013/10/28/man-destroys-own-apartment-aft.html

Show 13 – A Trail Mix of Drugs

Lucky or unlucky show  #13? Our buddy Wil shows up with a bottle of Barrel Aged Rasputin for us to taste and talk about. Matt joins Dustin one another photo shoot, We review the new Pearl Jam and Red Fang records, Matt invents a trail mix that is all drug based, We ogle over 90’s babes we loved, and try and figure out how Rihanna saw what she saw. Plus emails, including one from our friend the Deer Whisperer.

90?s Celebrity Babes We Lusted Overhttp://celebs.answers.com/beauty/90s-babes-who-are-still-hot-today?param4=ob-us-de-enter#slide1

Woman High on bath salts: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a83_1381737489

16 Ways Euros are Better than Americans:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/07/16-ways-europeans-are-just-better-at-life_n_3950351.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

Anthony Hopkins Breaking Bad:http://www.buzzfeed.com/ellievhall/anthony-hopkins-sent-brian-cranston-and-the-cast-of-breaking

Man has sex with 1000 cars: http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/true-car-lover-claims-to-have-had-intercourse-with-1000-cars.html

Banksy in New York:http://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2013/oct/14/banksy-sells-original-paintings-new-york-booth

Show 12 – Seth Learns How To Read

The guys discuss the merits of braggadocio and the arrival of Krokodil. Seth gets a new mic, tries to read emails, and is introduced to Front magazine. Dustin has quit caffeine, spent an evening with Queens of the Stoneage,  and isn’t amused by the PTA. And Matt finally finishes Breaking Bad and starts roaming the streets of Los Santos.

Please help the Valerio family honor one of our fallen heroes. Sgt Valerio was a two-tour Iraqi war veteran who fell victim to Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. The benefit page for Ted Valerio: http://www.gofundme.com/4mnjig

Intro/Outro Music: Eye Was Once Eaten – Invisible

 

News links:

Free vibrator for government shutdown: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/07/free-vibrator-government-shutdown_n_4055259.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Michigan has a new Pint Law: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/07/michigan-pint-bill-pour-beer-_n_4057939.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Russian Drug Krokodil:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/26/krokodil-flesh-eating-drug-arizona_n_3994912.html

 

Show 11 – Bikers Aren’t JJTMFFL

This week we discuss the out of control bikers in NYC, Asian killer hornets, meteorite beer, the best craft breweries across the US, and a list of the most disturbing songs of all time. Plus your Emails!

Intro/Outro track: X-Mobius – Lost in the Sauce

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Dogfish Head makes a meteorite beer:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/30/celest-jewel-ale_n_4018855.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Top 15 Craft Breweries:http://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/destinations/2013/08/10/top-15-craft-beer-breweries-in-usa/2637493/

Giant Hornets Kill Asians:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/01/giant-asian-hornets-killing-people-china_n_4023249.html?ref=topbar

Man Attacks with chainsaw:http://www.star-telegram.com/2013/09/30/5206916/man-attacks-others-with-ax-electric.html?rh=1