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Show 15 – The Goatman’s Revenge

This one was a shorty but we hit all the good stuff and might have killed a bit in the process. Christina and Joe hung out with us in studio and had fun with the room foley mic. Music releases included Motorhead, Meek is Murder, Russian Circles and the Duck Dynasty X-Mas album which brought an abrupt end to the show. And Christina had an allergic reaction to the Goatman!

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Intro and Outro Music – X-Mobius – Beebak

This Weeks Beer – Lakewood Brewery’s Punkel and Goatman

This Weeks Stories:

World?s strongest beer: http://www.odditycentral.com/foods/worlds-strongest-beer-has-67-5-percent-alcohol-by-volume-is-called-snake-venom.html

Pigeon?s Smuggling Cigars: http://www.odditycentral.com/art/artist-trains-pigeons-to-smuggle-cigars-from-cuba.html

Kuma?s Corner: http://www.kumascorner.com/

Damn Samali Pirates: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/10/28/britney-spears-s-music-is-used-to-fight-off-somali-pirates-stop-laughing.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/19/britney-spears-isolated-vocal-track_n_4128754.html

Great American Cooter Fest: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/28/great-american-cooter-fest-florida_n_4170728.html

Homo Demon: http://boingboing.net/2013/10/28/man-destroys-own-apartment-aft.html

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Show 12 – Seth Learns How To Read

The guys discuss the merits of braggadocio and the arrival of Krokodil. Seth gets a new mic, tries to read emails, and is introduced to Front magazine. Dustin has quit caffeine, spent an evening with Queens of the Stoneage,  and isn’t amused by the PTA. And Matt finally finishes Breaking Bad and starts roaming the streets of Los Santos.

Please help the Valerio family honor one of our fallen heroes. Sgt Valerio was a two-tour Iraqi war veteran who fell victim to Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. The benefit page for Ted Valerio: http://www.gofundme.com/4mnjig

Intro/Outro Music: Eye Was Once Eaten – Invisible

 

News links:

Free vibrator for government shutdown: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/07/free-vibrator-government-shutdown_n_4055259.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Michigan has a new Pint Law: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/07/michigan-pint-bill-pour-beer-_n_4057939.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Russian Drug Krokodil:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/26/krokodil-flesh-eating-drug-arizona_n_3994912.html

 

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Show 11 – Bikers Aren’t JJTMFFL

This week we discuss the out of control bikers in NYC, Asian killer hornets, meteorite beer, the best craft breweries across the US, and a list of the most disturbing songs of all time. Plus your Emails!

Intro/Outro track: X-Mobius – Lost in the Sauce

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Dogfish Head makes a meteorite beer:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/30/celest-jewel-ale_n_4018855.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Top 15 Craft Breweries:http://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/destinations/2013/08/10/top-15-craft-beer-breweries-in-usa/2637493/

Giant Hornets Kill Asians:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/01/giant-asian-hornets-killing-people-china_n_4023249.html?ref=topbar

Man Attacks with chainsaw:http://www.star-telegram.com/2013/09/30/5206916/man-attacks-others-with-ax-electric.html?rh=1

 

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Show 10 – What The Hell Just Happened

Episode 3, sort of a landmark for us, so we cross the proverbial line in the sand and drive about 4 miles on the other side of it before jumping out of the vehicle and take a leak. No guests, just us three doing the thing we do. We discuss the most ticketed vehicles, gunshot wound or period, free joints handed out in Boulder, and masturbation all over the world. Plus as always, we shoot the shit and read some of your emails!

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Intro/Outro music: Steadfast – Class Of

Links for show stories:

Most ticketed vehicles:http://autos.yahoo.com/news/most-ticketed-cars.html?page=all

Free Joints to help out Boulder Co Flood Relief:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/23/free-marijuana-flood_n_3975491.html

Gunshot mistaken for a Girls Period:http://youtu.be/qe4y0_B0hRY

Public Masturbation in Sweden:http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/09/24/public-masturbation-sweden_n_3980850.html?utm_hp_ref=uk

Japan opens a masturbation bar:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/01/love-joule-japans-first-bar-devoted-female-masturbation-opens-tokyo_n_1930552.html?utm_hp_ref=nsfw

China masturbation:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/03/chinese-wankathon_n_2232063.html?utm_hp_ref=nsfw

Man has sex with land rover: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/13/daniel-hotcock-cooper_n_3920880.html?utm_hp_ref=dumb-criminals

A Florida Man:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/23/jordan-caraway-leaves-toddler-strip-club_n_3976489.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/29/jennie-scott-florida-arrested-oral-sex_n_2381876.html?utm_hp_ref=nsfw

GTA5 Breaks every new release video game record:http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/09/23/gta-5-sales-records_n_3974476.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

 

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Show 9 – Matt Thomas Kills a Racist Hooker

I’m so sorry for tonight’s episode. Matt Thomas joins us in studio to plug his band, The Confounded, and their new CD and upcoming show at Bryan Street Tavern. We all rail against Elizabeth Hasselback, Obama might have a horn or be a Nazi Occult, Seth snags a cougar, some guy rides a deer around Watagua, and we all claim this to be the best worst show ever.

Intro and outro: The Confounded – The Grind

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