crosses Archives - The Jerry Jonestown Massacre

This week it’s just the three boys since producer Wil is vacationing in Alaska, but that doesn’t keep him from surprising the boys with a VERY, VERY, treatful beer delivered by a strange man in a suit. Dustin recounts his evening with ??? (Crosses) and The Confounded. They all talk about the predicaments that their penises have gotten them into. The Boys also cover Oderous Ungurus death and Phil Anselmo’s rantings about Far Beyond Driven. Plus Dustin receives the best email ever.

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Music Intro/Outro: Battle Tapes – Feel The Same

Beer- Saint Arnolds Bishop Barrel No. 4 – According to one of my beer traffickers, The Bishop Barrels are a small batch of barrel aged beers brewed for Saint Arnolds? on-premise accounts. They were brewed as a ?Thank You? to the accounts that kept a number of their beers on tap year round. Because of the small amount produced from the barrels they are only available in the pubs or restaurants with such accounts and even then there is no guarantee they sell them to the public.

Matt?s Punch in the Face of the Week -Francesco Schettino, the captain of an Italian cruise ship, allegedly tried to show off to one of his pretty passengers by bringing the boat super close to the shore of an Italian island. It charmed her panties right off but also caused the ship to hit a reef and start sinking. Captain Schettino (is that ?shit for brains? in Italian?) hopped on the nearest lifeboat and row, row, rowed for safety instead of helping the evacuation.

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Music News –

Death of Oderous Ungurus

Phil on the meaning of Becoming

Ted Nugent

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