Is Dre and ‘Pac right? Does California know how to party? Dustin returns from the state that’s untouchable like Elliot Ness. Matt comes up with Phlegm Luberican which might be the best and most effective lubrication product ever. Matt also wonders which of our friends are aliens and why old people always dissect car noises. Super Bowl parlay bets are made, but most importantly Matt Thomas sent in another song, and this one might be his opus! Oh and then there is Kevin…
?and they made us put it back. This week the crew jumps aboard the newest form of mass transit to arrive in North Texas, The TexRail Line. Running from the T&P Station in Downtown Fort Worth out to Terminal B at DFW Airport, the TexRail has already served 55,000 people in its first 12 days in operation. Another 8,287 took it for a ride on MLK day this past Monday, and 18,002 hopped aboard this past weekend. But on this Tuesday night, the Crew had the train to themselves.
This week two of the four Garage Barrage-rs stop by the Temple to hang out for a bit. Tiger Beat’s 2019 Cover Model of the Year and front man Ian as well as Cosmopolitan’s 2019 Sexiest Man Alive and drummer Ranger give the crew the lowdown on Garage Barrage and why they are quickly becoming Fort Worth’s favorite band. Matt has some questions about hugs, Jessi tried stab herself inside an MRI machine, and Dustin saw Cracker. Plus some of us want to go to space, while others are afraid we’ll burn up on re-entry.
Local comic and all around good guy Brian Breckenridge stopped by the Temple this week. It’s been a little while since Brian has paid a visit so we catch up a little bit, talk about local standup, and how well his Laugh Your Mass Off Series is doing. After a week of contract negotiations Stubbs returns ready to work for at least another year. There’s talk of the Cowboys, Jessi lucks out of jury duty but still has to have a brain scan, WTF is KaaBoo, Texas, and of course the sinkhole on 7th. Dustin also finds an interesting list that just doesn’t seem right.
It’s the first show of 2019 and Matt is already in hot water. After throwing a fit with management over his unpaid recognition, he stormed out last week and threatened not to come back until his contract was renegotiated. That leaves Jessi and Dustin to hold down the Temple an a cold and rainy January day. But have no fear, they got this all under control and have the best cure for constipation ever!
