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JJTM – Show 52 – One Year And A Dill

So the guys have been at this for one year, but show up with a vibrator and throw it around the room and the wheels come flying off the show. Thanks to Richard from Henry the Archer for his impeccable timing to assault the guys while Wil was conveying his evening at the Queen concert. Richard and Dustin spent the weekend in Austin doing a bloody photoshoot then spent some time at the Branch Davidian compound. The guys release a few more details about the event they are throwing on Sept 27th at Shipping and Receiving in Fort Worth. And if the Dill wasn’t enough to throw the wheels off the show, then how about a pic from a listener during the email segment that totally screws everyone up, including the live chat room.

A big shout out to the other shows that are a part of the Speakeasy Syndicate: Whiskeyboy Radio, The Ned Files, Pod About Nothing, DNDUI, and Funkytown Podcast

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Music for this episode provided by Henry the Archer

Beer: Community Public Ale Rogue Voodoo Donut

Punch in the Face of the Week: Jessie vs Kyle

News:

6 Californias

Mike Dickinson

Model poses with Colostomy Bags

Militarized Cops Misuse Swat Teams

Indian Teen Raped Because of Brother

12 Hour Sex Marathon

Hacking Construction Signs

Music:

Mastodon and Vader

8th Grade Metal Band

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JJTM – Show 51 – Genghis Rus and His Rebel Yell

Somehow for the second week in a row Rus from Waking Alice has slid his way into the studio either due to an error in the booking department or an exchange of cash that hasn’t been reported yet. But until we get to the bottom of things he entertained us with a pretty gnarly version of Billy Idol’s Rebel Yell. The guys get a little ADHD and bounce all over the place talking about pan handlers at the local Quick Trip, The Funkeytown Pop-Up Festival, Transformers 4, watching movies on vacation, and Man-U’s new kit. Some fantastic emails get read And did we mention that Rus does a live version of Rebel Yell for us?

Beer: Weihenstephaner Original and Lips of Faith Gruit

Punch in the Face of the Week: Kanye Is A Douche

News:

American Apparel Brings BackThe Challenger Disaster

The MLB Allstar Game Will See The Debut of Self Service Beer Stands

Cecil Fielder Nude

Iconic Roles That Almost Went To Someone Else

Police Can’t Look At Your Cell Phone

Music:

A New Pink Floyd Album?

Faith No More Debut Two New Songs

Insane Clown Posse Are Still Douches

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JJTM Show 50 – Cold Calling and An Announcement

For those that aren’t a fan of Seth, your going to love this show, unless you also aren’t a fan of Rus from Waking Alice. Seth had to take a day off due to receiving a a Red Card during last weeks show, so Rus took his place and fit in great…almost too well… We made our announcement about our 1 year anniversary show/party that will be the JJTM 80’s Theme High School Dance. So mark your calendars for Sept 27th at Shipping and Receiving in Fort Worth and more details will be released over the next few weeks!

Plus we cold called random friends of the show to congratulate them about our first 50 shows. We also threw around some news and of course hit up all your emails!

A big shout out to the other shows that are a part of the Speakeasy Syndicate: Whiskeyboy Radio, The Ned Files, Pod About Nothing, and Funkytown Podcast

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Beer: Green Flash Palate Wrecker Spatan Oktoberfest

Intro and Outro: Baroness – Green Theme and Waking Alice – Treason

News:

Bears Love Cupcakes *

Worlds Youngest Alcoholic *

Cosmetic Toe Surgery?

The Edge Turns 25 *

Nigerian Popstar Will Give Up Her Virginity For The Girls*

Willow and Jaden Have Gone Insane

The Hangover Nurses*

Texas Cheerleader is a Badass Hunter*

Sex Toy Teddy Bear

Woman Accidentally Shot At Gun Show*

LaFerrari Boo Boo

Music News:

Metallica vs Kiss on Farewells

The Great Lord Vedder and His Wild Ways*

Not a New Tool Riff*

Death Metal Performance Art*

New Albums

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JJTM Show 49 – The Funkytown Massacre

On this episode the boys are visited by the Lord, Jeff Lord that is, as he makes his first visit to the Temple of Eye. They guys discuss his shenanigans that was brought to light on his show when Matt & Dustin made a guest appearance. They also talk about life on the south side, the up coming Pop-up Fest on July 5th, and Fort Worth bands.

Matt punches the owner of 53 dogs that burned in the face, and Dustin seems to be a little jealous of Adam Lavine. The rest of the normal segments are here too, as well as some really good emails.

Thank you to Jeff for swinging by and hanging out with us for the night! Check out his work here:

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A big shout out to the other shows that are a part of the Speakeasy Syndicate: Whiskeyboy Radio, The Ned Files, Pod About Nothing, and Funkytown Podcast

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Music Intro/Outro – Faith No More – Out of Nowhere, Hagfish – Happiness

Beer: Shiner Prickly Pear & Wicked Beaver Black Lager

News:

12 Trademarks More Offensive then Redskins – Bigfoot

Never Shoot Yourself in the Penis – Alli

Never Get Stuck In A Giant Vagina Sculpture

Music Releases:

this will destroy you – dustism

phish – fuego

corrosion of conformity – IX

deadmau5 – while

slaves – through art we are equals

mastodon – once more ?round the sun

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Plagiarism Gets Uppercutted

Tonight the guys decided to plagiarize some of the other podcasts they listen to, but in their own way. And as usual, things escalated to insanity pretty quickly. They were also visited by the gang from Uppercut Brewing Club who have been periodically supplying the show with some of their beers. Things then escalated even further once they Uppercut guys unleashed the Brew Dog “Sink The Bismarck!” with it’s 41% abv, the strongest beer in the world! It’s was a fun evening with those boys, learning about their craft and seeing their vision for things to come. And just like a tornando that hits small rural towns, they left as quick as they came and left a path of destruction across all our faces. It was a good evening of fun all around.

Beer – SanTan – Mr. Pineapple, Brew Dog – Sink The Bismarck

Music Intro/Outro – Mastodon – Tread Lightly

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