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Show 33 – Look What Jesus Did

This week was supposed to be the Great Beer Challenge, but Wil called in sick this week, so the rest of the guys were left scrambling for stories and topics. We recap our photoshoot over the weekend and the massive amounts of alcohol consumed. Matt’s water broke and Seth has panties on his windshield. Since it’s episode 33, Dustin tries to explain the significance of the magic number 33. There’s a sexual bucket list that’s pretty funny, and a new substance called WAX. Plus all your emails, including a really long email this week.

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Music Intro/Outro: Lamb of God vs Kesha

Beer- Stochasticity Project – Grapefruit Slam IPA, South Austin Brewery – Belgian Style Golden Ale, Stone Brewing – Matt’s Burning Rosids

Matt?s Punch in the Face of the Week – David Thorstad

Topics –

The Number 33

WAX

News –

Krokodil

Apple Carplay

Guy Eats Only Pizza For 25 Years

The Oral Taste Test

The Sexual Bucket List

Music –

The Redtube Album

Rob Zombie Doing A Manson Family Mini-Series

 

New Releases –

Rick Ross – Mastermind

Nothing – Guilty of Everything

UME – Monuments

Dallas Music Festivals:

Homegrown Music Festival

March Madness Music Festival

Suburbia Music Festival

 

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Show 32 – Rainbow Dolphin I Want To Die

It’s just the guys this week  supplying ample crotch punches to each other. Wil and Dustin talk about their Saturday at Martin House Brewing enjoying some of Fort Worth’s best brew. Matt introduces a new segment called “Matt’s Punch In The Face of the Week.” We all morn the loss of Harold Ramis, become intrigued over the capture of El Chapo Guzman, and throw out our favorite Micheal Jackson songs.

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Music Intro/Outro: Steadfast – Deny

Beer- Day Break – Martin House Brewing & 4 Swords – Deep Ellum Brewing

News –

Drug Lord El Chapo Guzman

Waffle Taco

Man Burns His Penis in an Odd Way

Music –

Favorite Michael Jackson Tracks

Kanye?s Rants from the Yeezus Tour

As I Lay Dying Singer Finally Admits to Trying to Kill His Wife

 

 

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Show 31 – Chupacabra Toast

Matt rejoins the boys and talks tales of his trip down to New Orleans.  Jennifer Schneider sits in as they all run through their 10 Deserted Island Movies Lists, and this time it doesn’t erupt into chaos and violence. Shawna then steps in and talks about her becoming a new sponsor to the show and helps us through some relationship advice we get in the emails.

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Music Intro/Outro: X-Mobius – I

Beer Wine – 2006 Caduceus Cellars Merkin Vineyards Chupacabra

Topics –
News –
Florida wants the homeless to freeze
Music –
Issues -Issues
Royal Bliss – Chasing the Sun
Metallica – One Single with Ying Yang
Ida Maria – Accidental Happiness
Bayside – Cult

 

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Show 30 – Look What Blew In From Denver

Matt decides to leave  for a week of drunken relaxation in New Orleans while Dustin, Seth, and Wil carry on with business as usual. But keeping Matt’s seat warm, and smelling the phlegm in his mic,  is their good buddy Jessie Ingle. Also sitting across the table, all the way from Denver, Colorado is Shawna Epps. A lot of ground was covered in this episode, so strap in and sit back because it’s going to be a fast and bumpy ride!

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Music Intro/Outro: Emerson Windy – We Out Here and Pimp Talk

Beer – Deep Ellum Brewery – Cherry Chocolate Double Brown Stout

Topics –Nut?s list of movies you must see before you die

News –

Beer Fridge only opens for Canadians

Suicide Bomb Instructor Fail

How Many Bricks does it take to Make a Lego Movie

Russian Speed Skater exposed

Woman rages for sex

5 Valentine?s Whisky?s She Should Get You

10 Fun Things to Buy With Condoms

World?s First Crack Pipe Vending Machine

How Many Hours of Minimum Wage Work Does It Take To Buy A Beer

Five Gold Medal Beers To Hoist To Olympic Glory

Taco Bell Manager Orders Employee to Lock Homeless Man in Dumpster

Music –

Skinny Puppy Sue US Government

DEP Tour

Tool Tour

??? – ??? (Crosses)

Glitch Mob – Love, Death, Immortality

Temples – Sun Structures

Abandon All Ships Malocchio

 

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Show 29 – Houston, We Have a Problem

It was bound to happen sooner or later, technology can’t always be as efficient or precise as we rely on it to be. Somehow, when we finished recording this episode, the second half just disappeared. And where ever those audio files went, they also took Matt’s audio recording from the first half. Needless to say, this week has been a nightmare of search and recover, but we ended up not having any luck. So we pieced together what we could to give you guys somewhat of a show this week. It’s all over the place and really difficult to listen to. What upsets us the most is that this week was a really good show, full of laughs and enlightenment. But we live and learn, and we are going to put in safe guards from this ever happening again. We’re sorry and beg for your forgiveness.

Beer –Woodchuck Private Reserve Barrel Select

Intro/Outro Music – X-Mobius Bleach, Matt and Dustin Karaoke.

No Stories this week due to malfunction in the cockpit.

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