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So we say goodbye to 2013 in the only way we know how, by having a bang up of a podcast. Behold in amazement as three dummies that have a hard time doing a show under normal circumstances now attempt to do one while shots and drinks are continually fed their direction. Listen in as several of our friends and fans join in and take over the show. And stick around for the countdown to 2014 and the 120 decibels that echoed through the house!

Thank you to everyone for coming out and hanging out with us for New Years Eve! We love and appreciate every single one of you, and had an awesome time with all of you!

Intro and Outro Music – Slipknot vs Justin Bieber – Psychosocial Baby

This Week’s Beer – Just about everything that’s available at a liquor store.

This Week’s Sponsors – Amazon, BUDK, 1800Florals, BnB Tobacco

Stories:

5 Things That Will Increase In Price In 2014: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/ready-pay-cost-2014-article-1.1561733

Japan hiring homeless to clean up Fukushima disaster: http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/212227/japan-now-hiring-the-homeless-to-clean-up-fukushima/

Woman Attacks man with a Ceramic Squirrel for not bring home beer: http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/212202/woman-attacks-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel-on-christmas-eve-for-not-bringing-home-beer/

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It’s Christmas Eve and it’s complete chaos. The boys are joined by their good friends Chris and Shelby as they roll out their top albums of 2013. There’s also plenty of bragging about Dubai and Africa as the drinks keep on a flowing. We find out that Chris is a world renowned poet and writer, and might just be a literary genius. Plenty of your emails and sex stories, plus Dustin shoots Santa Claus out of the sky.

Intro and Outro Music – Robotuner – Rosedale Girl

This Week’s Beer – Pennsylvania Dutch Eggnog, New Belgium Imperial Coffee Chocolate Stout

This Week’s Sponsors – Amazon, BUDK, 1800Florals, BnB Tobacco

Stories:

8 Unacceptable Last Minute X-mas Gifts: http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/24/the-8-most-unacceptable-last-minute-christmas-presents-4232177/

Bed Bugs Avoid Blood With a Higher Alcohol Content: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/bed-bugs-alcohol-study_n_1559306.html

Katy Texas: Kid catches fish in sewer: http://www.odditycentral.com/news/would-you-eat-fish-caught-in-the-sewer-yes-sewer-fishing-is-actually-a-thing.html

3 Mistakes Women make in Bed: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/25/sex-advice_n_3951219.html

Are You Good In Bed: http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/04/how-good-are-you-in-bed-3950028/

One In Six Hasn?t Let Their Partner See Them Nude In Over a Year: http://metro.co.uk/2013/10/24/when-was-the-last-time-your-partner-saw-you-naked-4159559/

We Are Sleeping With More People Then Ever: http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/26/a-nation-of-bed-hoppers-were-sleeping-with-more-people-than-ever-once-a-decade-sex-survey-reveals-4201833/