Tag Archives: Dustin Schneider

Show 12 – Seth Learns How To Read

The guys discuss the merits of braggadocio and the arrival of Krokodil. Seth gets a new mic, tries to read emails, and is introduced to Front magazine. Dustin has quit caffeine, spent an evening with Queens of the Stoneage,  and isn’t amused by the PTA. And Matt finally finishes Breaking Bad and starts roaming the streets of Los Santos.

Please help the Valerio family honor one of our fallen heroes. Sgt Valerio was a two-tour Iraqi war veteran who fell victim to Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. The benefit page for Ted Valerio: http://www.gofundme.com/4mnjig

Intro/Outro Music: Eye Was Once Eaten – Invisible

 

News links:

Free vibrator for government shutdown: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/07/free-vibrator-government-shutdown_n_4055259.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Michigan has a new Pint Law: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/07/michigan-pint-bill-pour-beer-_n_4057939.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Russian Drug Krokodil:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/26/krokodil-flesh-eating-drug-arizona_n_3994912.html

 

Show 11 – Bikers Aren’t JJTMFFL

This week we discuss the out of control bikers in NYC, Asian killer hornets, meteorite beer, the best craft breweries across the US, and a list of the most disturbing songs of all time. Plus your Emails!

Intro/Outro track: X-Mobius – Lost in the Sauce

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Dogfish Head makes a meteorite beer:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/30/celest-jewel-ale_n_4018855.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Top 15 Craft Breweries:http://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/destinations/2013/08/10/top-15-craft-beer-breweries-in-usa/2637493/

Giant Hornets Kill Asians:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/01/giant-asian-hornets-killing-people-china_n_4023249.html?ref=topbar

Man Attacks with chainsaw:http://www.star-telegram.com/2013/09/30/5206916/man-attacks-others-with-ax-electric.html?rh=1

 

Show 10 – What The Hell Just Happened

Episode 3, sort of a landmark for us, so we cross the proverbial line in the sand and drive about 4 miles on the other side of it before jumping out of the vehicle and take a leak. No guests, just us three doing the thing we do. We discuss the most ticketed vehicles, gunshot wound or period, free joints handed out in Boulder, and masturbation all over the world. Plus as always, we shoot the shit and read some of your emails!

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Intro/Outro music: Steadfast – Class Of

Links for show stories:

Most ticketed vehicles:http://autos.yahoo.com/news/most-ticketed-cars.html?page=all

Free Joints to help out Boulder Co Flood Relief:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/23/free-marijuana-flood_n_3975491.html

Gunshot mistaken for a Girls Period:http://youtu.be/qe4y0_B0hRY

Public Masturbation in Sweden:http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/09/24/public-masturbation-sweden_n_3980850.html?utm_hp_ref=uk

Japan opens a masturbation bar:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/01/love-joule-japans-first-bar-devoted-female-masturbation-opens-tokyo_n_1930552.html?utm_hp_ref=nsfw

China masturbation:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/03/chinese-wankathon_n_2232063.html?utm_hp_ref=nsfw

Man has sex with land rover: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/13/daniel-hotcock-cooper_n_3920880.html?utm_hp_ref=dumb-criminals

A Florida Man:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/23/jordan-caraway-leaves-toddler-strip-club_n_3976489.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/29/jennie-scott-florida-arrested-oral-sex_n_2381876.html?utm_hp_ref=nsfw

GTA5 Breaks every new release video game record:http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/09/23/gta-5-sales-records_n_3974476.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

 

Show 9 – Matt Thomas Kills a Racist Hooker

I’m so sorry for tonight’s episode. Matt Thomas joins us in studio to plug his band, The Confounded, and their new CD and upcoming show at Bryan Street Tavern. We all rail against Elizabeth Hasselback, Obama might have a horn or be a Nazi Occult, Seth snags a cougar, some guy rides a deer around Watagua, and we all claim this to be the best worst show ever.

Intro and outro: The Confounded – The Grind

Show 8 – Girls Have a Penis, Boys Have a Vagina

This week we welcome our first female guest into the studio, Miss Christina Shepek, and things immediately go downhill from the start. Our weekend was a wreck, Stubbs nearly kills some innocent kids in the Taco Bell drive through, and Dustin’s neighbors try to burn his house down. We talk in depth about the documentary The Perfect Vagina, and we get a strange message from a listener named Bodeen.

Intro/Outro Music: El Mexia by Audioscopic