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Show 98 – Mike Says Goodbye To Redefine

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As the title implies, this is the show before Mikes final live performance with his band Redefine, and in typical JJTM fashion the guys are all over the map! Guitarist extrodinaire Chris Apaliski also joins the guys in studio to talk about Mike’s replacement, if he’ll even be missed, and the future of Redefine. We also talk about NYC, the Waco Twin Peaks shooting, lines in songs that we hate, Nine inch Nails, and Faith No More. Plus boobie emails!

We also would like to welcome our new sponser Platinum Mobile Audio.

Music: Redefine

A big shout out to our friends  Whiskeyboy Radio, The Ned Files, Pod About Nothing, DNDUI, and Funkytown Podcast Atypical DFW Podcast, Off Radar, Epic Podquest, and Robotuners Insignificant Podcast!

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Also catch us Live every Tuesday at 8pm CDT on Mixlr at Http://mixlr.com/the-jerry-jonestown-massacre/

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Cool House Contest – Rebecca

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Show 97 Point 5 – A Special Edition – Brew Riot 2015

IMG_2096Surprise! It’s a rare point 5 episode live from Brew Riot 2015 in the Bishops Arts District of Dallas. Listen as Matt and Dustin gradually get wasted as the show goes on and begin their own riot. They hang with various people visiting the festival, and of course almost all of the Uppercut Staff working their booth. So let’s give a special thanks to the Uppercut Brew Club for having us out and letting us hangout in their tent. All of you guys are absolutely amazing and we can’t wait till your beers are internationally known. Until then, lets continue to raise a glass and toss a few back, because this live show got ridiculous!

Note: We kept the music between segments really short in order to move the live broadcast along. The record version you hear here only has 10-20 seconds of the songs playing.

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Show 97 – Who Even Knows Anymore

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Rus joins the boys this week and doesn’t have anything to promote! They all discuss the HBO documentary Montage of Heck, the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, the T-shirt auction, Wildflower Fest, and the upcoming Brewriot. Also there is an announcement about the next Henry The Archer video shoot, and an upcoming road show. The show gets massively derailed when a favorite listener sends in a secret pic, leaving all of the guyd speechless. Matt turns the table on the band bio bit and reads the old Eye Was Once Eaten Bio from Reverbnation. And of course there is all sorts of crazy news stories and emails!

We also would like to welcome our new sponser Platinum Mobile Audio.

Beer this Week: Stiegl – Radler

Music: Tobacco – Stretch Your Face, Baboon – Master Salvatoris, Brutal Juice – Galaxy

A big shout out to our friends  Whiskeyboy Radio, The Ned Files, Pod About Nothing, DNDUI, and Funkytown Podcast Atypical DFW Podcast, Off Radar, Epic Podquest, and Robotuners Insignificant Podcast!

Show your support and buy a sexy Jerry Jonestown Massacre T-shirt Here!

Email us all your bits to  Jerryjonestownmassacre@gmail.com

Also catch us Live every Tuesday at 8pm CDT on Mixlr at Http://mixlr.com/the-jerry-jonestown-massacre/

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Jay-Z Buys A Dragon Egg

American Idol is Dead

Every Micheal Jackson Grunt In One Song

Owen Wilson Wow

George Zimmerman

Awesome Cubs Fan

WTF Beer

Picasso Painting

Nude Final Exam

Unhappy Sex

Flakka

Subway Worker

 

Show 96 – The Soundtrack To Your Escape

unnamed-3This week the boys travel down the endless rabbit hole of movie soundtracks with Mike D and Rus Chaney. They each break down their top 5 movie soundtracks and then cover a few honor mentions that everyone should be familiar with. Matt discloses the infamous JJTM t-shirt that is currently on Ebay, Dustin has tired head and can’t speak properly, Rus has a fully functional non-bipolar ticker, and Mike continues his bridge burning tour by dropping the F-bomb. They also discuss the attack in Garland, the stupid fight, and The Who.

This Friday catch Stoogeaphilia, Duell, The Dangits, One Fingered Fist and William Bryan Massey III at Lola’s

And on Saturday catch The Spectacle at Wit’s End in Deep Ellum

A big shout out to our friends  Whiskeyboy Radio, The Ned Files, Pod About Nothing, DNDUI, and Funkytown Podcast Atypical DFW Podcast, Off Radar, Epic Podquest, and Robotuners Insignificant Podcast!

Show your support and buy a sexy Jerry Jonestown Massacre T-shirt Here!

Email us all your bits to  Jerryjonestownmassacre@gmail.com

Also catch us Live every Tuesday at 8pm CDT on Mixlr at Http://mixlr.com/the-jerry-jonestown-massacre/

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AirBNB

Woman Imprisons Family

Blue Moon Lawsuit

Beards

Lawnmower

Pyramid Porn

Sex Ed in Texas

Georgetown Pissacre

This Band Will Make You Throw Up In Your Ass

Scott Weiland

 

 

Show 95 – Off Radar Enters The Temple

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We went a little long, but it was worth it! Aaron and William from the Off Radar Podcast join the boys in studio to talk a whole lot of podcast crap. William tells every one about the completely epic journey he is about to embark on, and Aaron lays out his plans for Off Radar while William is gone. Mike D joins the guys again to continue his bridge burning tour, counting down the days till his epic journey. The guys discuss the abrupt retirement of Seth which caused a little bit of confusion, and scratch their heads at the future. The crew also rips on the Podcast Movement coming to Fort Worth,  a crazy Scientology article, a chick in Round Rock, Andrew WK has a new show, and the downfall of Bonnaroo, Martin House’s new beer, Beerman, Ska in Denton, and the crazy storms that have rolled through. Plus a new Nirvana tribute album with bands we love.

Check out the Off Radar boys on their website, or Facebook, and of course on Itunes, Stitcher, or any other podcast app.

Music this week by: The Spectacle – Burn The Evidence, True Widow – Duelist House Harkonnen – Straight Class

A big shout out to our friends  Whiskeyboy Radio, The Ned Files, Pod About Nothing, DNDUI, and Funkytown Podcast Atypical DFW Podcast, Off Radar, Epic Podquest, and Robotuners Insignificant Podcast!

Show your support and buy a sexy Jerry Jonestown Massacre T-shirt Here!

Email us all your bits to  Jerryjonestownmassacre@gmail.com

Also catch us Live every Tuesday at 8pm CDT on Mixlr at Http://mixlr.com/the-jerry-jonestown-massacre/

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Scientology Article

Chick in Round Rock

Andrew WK

Bonnaroo Festival

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