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Show 21 – We Survived Icemegeddon 2013

As Icemegeddon releases it’s death grip on the metroplex area, the guys get together and discuss how they survived and another new drink they invented. Also Mastodon released a live album this week and we skim through a few tracks. Dustin’s “girlfriend”, Schofferhofer Grapefruit, arrives from Florida and the guys give it a taste and see if it’s worth the hype. And Spin has released it’s top 50 albums of 2013, and the guys walk down that path to see if anything interesting is on it.

Oh and no emails this week because you all have failed us!

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Into and Outro Music – Eye Was Once Eaten – Entangling Roots

This Week’s Beer – Schofferhofer Grapefruit

This Week’s Sponsors – Amazon, BUDK, and 1800Florals

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Show 20 – Guns. Razors. Knives.

This week we talk about things that we can’t really talk about, and those things we are talking about are what went down last Wednesday night before Thanksgiving. We have to be vague because of the impending legalities of the situation, but we tell you as much as we can. Trust us, when the vail has been lifted, we will talk about this as much as possible. We also rant about Thanksgiving, Black Friday, and the chaos that surrounds each day thanks to the mass commercialism of the United States. And Dustin Rails against people that abuse social giving sites and creates two new drinks.

To register to attend our big New Year’s Eve show send an email to jerryjonestownmassacre@gmail.com

Into and Outro Music – X-Mobius – Bleach

This Week’s Beer – Rahr – 9th Anniversary Release

This Week’s Sponsors – Amazon, BUDK, and 1800Florals

This Week’s Stories:

Penis Size By State – http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/03/penis-sizes-by-state_n_4379664.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Grand theft Ferry – http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/03/seattle-ferry-theft_n_4376839.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Stabbing over silverware – http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/03/edward-william-bright_n_4377318.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Amazon Drones – http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-57614273-93/amazon-drones-bold-experiment-or-shrewd-publicity-stunt/

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Show 19 – The Night Jason Wayne Emailed Us

Xbox live and plumbing talk kick off the show. We also discuss our newest affiliate, Amazon! We review our activities from last Saturday, including Matt and Brittnie’s amazing photoshoot. Dustin introduces the guys to a new game, Name the Rocking Lullaby. We go through this week’s email and come across an excellent email from Jason Wayne that makes us all cry laugh. There is also a few spaces left for our New Year’s Eve show.

To register to attend our big New Year’s Eve show send an email to jerryjonestownmassacre@gmail.com

Into and Outro Music – Eye Was Once Eaten – Moonfire

This Week’s Beer – Shiner’s White Wing and Angry Orchard’s Strawman

It’s the last week for Wil’s quest for Movemeber. To donate to Wil’s Movemeber Page: www.mobro.co/pandamonk

This Week’s Sponsors – Amazon, BUDK, and 1800Florals

This Week’s Stories:

Trent Reznor: http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/210069/watch-trent-reznor-facetime-a-dying-fan-while-on-stage/

Sydney Leather?s Labiaplasty: http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/210359/sydney-leathers-will-be-selling-her-excess-labia-to-the-highest-bidder/

Lost Prophet?s Singer Pleads Guilty: http://loudwire.com/lostprophets-singer-ian-watkins-pleads-guilty-child-sex-crimes/

Foo Fighter?s New Album: http://loudwire.com/dave-grohl-foo-fighters-new-album-new-way-recording/

Meshuggah Pac-Man: http://got-djent.com/kidman/

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwichs are Racist: http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/15414/

Teens sucker punching random people: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/21/sucker-punching-knockout-_n_4319237.html

Cotton Ball Diet: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/11/models-cotton-balls-bria-murphy_n_3423591.html

Christmas Light World record: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/25/world-record-for-christmas-lights_n_4337137.html

Tv Character?s you?s like to have a beer with: http://www.itspopular.com/-wtff1/tv-characters-you-want-to-grab-a-beer-with

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Show 18 – The Announcement

We are back live and have a rather big announcement concerning our New Year’s Eve plans. Dustin tells us how much Disney World sucks now, and not being able to enter Bucks. Seth introduces us to a new beer intro, and Matt doesn’t care for this week’s beer. We discuss JFK-blown-away week, a Breaking Bad documentary, krokodil, and Justin Bieber is still a douche.

To register to attend our big New Year’s Eve show send an email to jerryjonestownmassacre@gmail.com

Into and Outro Music – Emerson Windy – Money up / We Out Here

This Week’s Beer – New Belgium’s Wild2 Lips of Faith

Don’t for get about Wil’s quest for Movemeber. To donate to Wil’s Movemeber Page: www.mobro.co/pandamonk

This Weeks Sponsors – BUDK, 1800Florals, and Eden Fantasys

This Weeks Stories:

Kelly Clarkson is Pregnant http://news-briefs.ew.com/2013/11/19/kelly-clarkson-pregnant/

Breaking Bad http://www.ew.com/ew/package/0,,20734160,00.html

Brian Malta fires cannon at neighbors: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/15/brian-malta-cannon_n_4282930.html

Krokodile is spreading across US: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/17/krokodil-arizona_n_4292133.html

website for hooking up with celebs http://www.newser.com/story/177131/website-hooks-you-up-with-celebs-for-mega-bucks.html

Justin Beiber Story: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/18/justin-bieber-concert_n_4298120.html?ir=Entertainment

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Show 17 – A Movember to Remember Part 2

Sir Wil is still with us this week, and Cuckold Batman joins us as we continue Matt’s list of cover songs, and also break down the infamous Christian Bale audio. It really does fit in any conversation! We also hit up a little more email, and get to the stories we didn’t get to last week. Plus a little bit of delirium kicks in and the show gets a little whacky.

Into and Outro Music – Emerson Windy – We Out Here

Don’t for get about Wil’s quest for Movemeber. To donate to Wil’s Movemeber Page: www.mobro.co/pandamonk

This Weeks Sponsors – BUDK, 1800Florals, and Eden Fantasys

This week’s stories:

Testicle Eating Fish: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/05/jim-depersia-pacu_n_4219379.html?utm_hp_ref=chicago&ir=Chicago

Russian Teen Actions her Virginity: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/05/siberia-virginity-auction-shatuniha-27000_n_4219720.html

Mom?s let?s son dress as a Klan member: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/04/mom-son-kkk-halloween-costume_n_4212461.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

Woman dedicates life to having pics made with celebrities: http://www.odditycentral.com/news/woman-dedicates-her-life-to-getting-her-picture-taken-with-celebrities.html

The bananas your eating could kill you: http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/11/potentially-deadly-spiders-found-in-supermarket-banana-bunch/

Chickens are terrorizing a neighborhood: http://www.neatorama.com/2013/11/05/Neighborhood-Terrorized-by-Chickens/#!nMCz8

Toronto Mayor loves some Crack: http://www.wwtdd.com/2013/11/toronto-mayor-smoked-crack-but-only-because-he-was-drunk/

Justin Bieber Offered Pimp Appreticeship: http://www.wwtdd.com/2013/11/justin-bieber-offered-pimp-apprenticeship-at-famous-brothel/