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Show 30 – Look What Blew In From Denver

Matt decides to leave for a week of drunken relaxation in New Orleans while Dustin, Seth, and Wil carry on with business as usual. But keeping Matt’s seat warm, and smelling the phlegm in his mic, is their good buddy Jessie Ingle. Also sitting across the table, all the way from Denver, Colorado is Shawna Epps. A lot of ground was covered in this episode, so strap in and sit back because it’s going to be a fast and bumpy ride!

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Music Intro/Outro: Emerson Windy – We Out Here and Pimp Talk

Beer – Deep Ellum Brewery – Cherry Chocolate Double Brown Stout

Topics –Nut?s list of movies you must see before you die

News –

Beer Fridge only opens for Canadians

Suicide Bomb Instructor Fail

How Many Bricks does it take to Make a Lego Movie

Russian Speed Skater exposed

Woman rages for sex

5 Valentine?s Whisky?s She Should Get You

10 Fun Things to Buy With Condoms

World?s First Crack Pipe Vending Machine

How Many Hours of Minimum Wage Work Does It Take To Buy A Beer

Five Gold Medal Beers To Hoist To Olympic Glory

Taco Bell Manager Orders Employee to Lock Homeless Man in Dumpster

Music –

Skinny Puppy Sue US Government

DEP Tour

Tool Tour

??? – ??? (Crosses)

Glitch Mob – Love, Death, Immortality

Temples – Sun Structures

Abandon All Ships Malocchio

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Show 29 – Houston, We Have a Problem

It was bound to happen sooner or later, technology can’t always be as efficient or precise as we rely on it to be. Somehow, when we finished recording this episode, the second half just disappeared. And where ever those audio files went, they also took Matt’s audio recording from the first half. Needless to say, this week has been a nightmare of search and recover, but we ended up not having any luck. So we pieced together what we could to give you guys somewhat of a show this week. It’s all over the place and really difficult to listen to. What upsets us the most is that this week was a really good show, full of laughs and enlightenment. But we live and learn, and we are going to put in safe guards from this ever happening again. We’re sorry and beg for your forgiveness.

Beer –Woodchuck Private Reserve Barrel Select

Intro/Outro Music – X-Mobius Bleach, Matt and Dustin Karaoke.

No Stories this week due to malfunction in the cockpit.

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Show 28 – “Make It Work!”

It’s just the guys in the studio this week and this show is music intensive. They discuss the Grammy’s and the spectacle that it wasn’t, HBO’s new series True Detective, and the upcoming Sochi Olympic Games. Matt brings up an interesting topic, bands that now hate the songs they’ve written. The guys begin walking down that path, knocking out 6 songs this week. And of course your emails!

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Music Intro/Outro: Eye Was Once Eaten – Arcane Blast

Beers of the week: Uinta – Dubhe

Stories:

Grammy Talk – http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/213843/trent-reznor-sends-the-ultimate-grammy-tweet/

Sochi Olympics are going to suck:http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/213462/sochi-olympics-on-track-to-be-the-shittiest-olympics-ever/

Petition to deport Justin Bieber: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/deport-justin-bieber-and-revoke-his-green-card/ST1yqHJL

Food Stamps for Colorado Weed: http://foxnewsinsider.com/2014/01/21/welfare-weed-colorado-allows-ebt-withdrawals-pot-shops

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Show 27 – Hey, Move Your Ass

This week the Confounded join the guys in studio to promote their show this Friday, 1/24/14, at the Curtain Club in Dallas. They strip it down and play a couple of songs , Sweet Time and The Grind, from their new self-titled EP. Check them out here and get out to their show this Friday night:

https://www.facebook.com/TheConfounded

http://theconfo undedtx.tumblr.com

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Music Intro/Outro: The Confounded – Words and Before You

Beers of the week: Full Sail – Alt and Jester King – RU-55

Stories:

Obama: Marijuana is no more dangerous than alcohol

A Florida Man:

Sword Fighting Drug Thieves

Jose Morales

William E Golladay

Man Steals a $300 Jenna Jameson sex doll

Music:

Beats Music Launches

The Grammy?s Closing Performance

Samong Traisattha Murdered for Tarnishing Satanism

My Little Pony related songs on Broneytunes

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Show 26 – Emerson Windy Town Massacre

The Weedman himself, Emerson Windy, joins us from the West Coast to talk about himself, life, and to promote his new single Money Up featuring 2 Chainz, Hofa Bang, and Chris Knite. We’ve been playing his tracks for awhile now, so take a listen to the man behind the mic as he relaxes and unloads in a pretty candid interview. We are asking all of the JJTMFFL and JJTM army to do their part in requesting Money Up on local radio and check out him out when he makes it to a city near you! This week Emerson will be in Phoenix, Arizona this Sunday night at the Celebrity Theater.

And as always we touch on the news, bitch about music, and read your emails. T-shirts are now available on our website, just click on the merchandise tab at the top.

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Music Intro/Outro: Emerson Windy – Money Up

Mid Music Break: Emerson Windy – Mr Weedman

Beer of the week: Oskar Blues’ Old Chub Scotch Ale

Stories:

Japanese Fisherman Catches a Giant Squid: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/13/-giant-squid-caught-japanese-fisherman_n_4589749.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

10 million dollar bounty put on Bigfoots head: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/10/bigfoot-hunters-compete-10-million-dollar-bounty_n_4557209.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Bad Sex in a tree: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/11/sex-in-a-tree-leads-to-blood_n_4577879.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Virgin ends up in ER for the first time: http://nypost.com/2013/12/18/virgin-ends-up-in-er-during-his-first-time/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow

Guy dies from atomic wedgie: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/cops-man-killed-stepfather-with-atomic-wedgie/

Satanic Throne Statue in OKC: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2014/01/10/come-sit-on-satans-lap-with-proposed-oklahoma-statue/

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