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Show 40 – Fart Me A New Farthole

Matt enjoyed the Pagan Easter rituals and the worship of the fertility goddess. Dustin made a trip to the Indiana Jones exhibit in Fort Worth. Seth has a run in with a fan at the super market and doesn’t big time her! Wil and Dustin attend Record Store Day, and Matt’s old lady Brittnie joins us in the studio. And chaos erupts in the chat room!

Shout out to Whiskeyboy Radio, The Ned Files, Pod About Nothing and the rest of the Podcast Syndicate.

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Music Intro/Outro: The Confounded – Before You

Beer: Armadillo Ale Works Brunch Money

 Matt’s Punch In the Face of the Week : HSBC

News :

Snortable Alcohol

Boners and Energy Drinks

The 50 funniest cities in America

?Exploring Off-Limits New York?

Aereo and the future of Television

Bundy Ranch Burning Man

The Koffee Kup Kafe

Music News:

Photographer vs Red Jumpsuit Apperatus

Puddle of Mud Meltdown at Trees

Jack White?s RSD record

Maynard turned 50 on April 17th

Mastodon

Courtney Love attacks QOTSA

Jay-Z Extortion Masters

Justin Bieber Deported

Show 39 – One Word: Elif

Blowing in from the Big Apple this week is the one and only Elif! Once just an email-er to the show, now she sits in with the guys and helps them poke fun at everything. The guys discuss selfies, music, Krav Maga and the political state of Israel. Matt, Dustin, and Wil give Seth and Elif a premarriage  and then marry them in accordance to the standards from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And Will Peter Steele make a triumphant return? Emails were a little light this week, hopefully we see more next week!

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Music Intro/Outro: Slow Roosevelt – Boys Lie Girls Steal

Beer: Jester King – Funk Metal

News –

Music has the same power over us as Sex

Statue of homeless Jesus ruffles some feathers

Selfies make me wanna jump And make me insecure and are a cry for help

Us Airways wins the Pulitzer

Music News –

Nirvana Induction

WTF AC/DC

Shane Gibson Dead

Rocklahoma lineups

 

Show 38 – WhiskeyBoy and a Young Puerto Rican Boy

This week we are joined in studio by Matt ‘Whiskeyboy’ Blake, from Whiskey Boy Radio, and even though we had a few technical difficulties at first the show was quickly back to it’s normal nut punching. We quiz Whiskeyboy about the local music scene, past and present to see if he has what it takes to write about the scene. We also relate our attendance at The Big Texas Beer Fest and the chaos that ensued with Wil in the Wilford costume. And some how we get knocked off track by Puerto Rican boys. All this and your emails (thanks for the pic unnamed girl)!

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Music Intro/Outro: Rex Manning – Say No More Mon Amour

Beer: Ommegang’s Game Of Thrones Fire & Blood

Letterman?s Retirement

The US developed ZunZuneo in order to overthrow Cuba

US Firm is building a 2000hp Super Car

The Holy Grail has been found?

Drunk College Kid and Hot Pockets

Music News –

Wu Tang?s one off album

20 years since Kurt Cobains death, 13 bands that wouldn?t exsist

10 best Nirvana songs

Original Hole lineup is reunited

New Mastodon album has a name

Paul says Ace and Chris are antisemitic

 

Show 37 – April Fools 1986 & 2014

There really isn’t any show notes for this show. Just listen to it from beginning to end and enjoy.

Love, from the 1986 and 2014 versions of  the Jerry Jones Town Massacre

This Week’s Beer – Something from Wils’ Dads’ fridge

 

 

Show 36 – The Exciting Adventures of the 3 of Us

This week it’s just the three boys since producer Wil is vacationing in Alaska, but that doesn’t keep him from surprising the boys with a VERY, VERY, treatful beer delivered by a strange man in a suit. Dustin recounts his evening with ??? (Crosses) and The Confounded. They all talk about the predicaments that their penises have gotten them into. The Boys also cover Oderous Ungurus death and Phil Anselmo’s rantings about Far Beyond Driven. Plus Dustin receives the best email ever.

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Music Intro/Outro: Battle Tapes – Feel The Same

Beer- Saint Arnolds Bishop Barrel No. 4 – According to one of my beer traffickers, The Bishop Barrels are a small batch of barrel aged beers brewed for Saint Arnolds? on-premise accounts. They were brewed as a ?Thank You? to the accounts that kept a number of their beers on tap year round. Because of the small amount produced from the barrels they are only available in the pubs or restaurants with such accounts and even then there is no guarantee they sell them to the public.

Matt?s Punch in the Face of the Week -Francesco Schettino, the captain of an Italian cruise ship, allegedly tried to show off to one of his pretty passengers by bringing the boat super close to the shore of an Italian island. It charmed her panties right off but also caused the ship to hit a reef and start sinking. Captain Schettino (is that ?shit for brains? in Italian?) hopped on the nearest lifeboat and row, row, rowed for safety instead of helping the evacuation.

News –

Fake Profiles on Ashley Madison

4 Crazy Ass Homesitter Stories

Guy Attempts Suicide After Failing To Get The Perfect Selfie

The Worst Companies 2014

Music News –

Death of Oderous Ungurus

Phil on the meaning of Becoming

Ted Nugent

Consumerist Worst Companies in America 2014

5 Hottest Playboy Bunnies of All Time

Music –

Animals As Leaders – The Joy of Motion

Combichrist – We Love You

Johnny Cash – Out Among the Stars (lost album from the 80?s)

Memphis May Fire – Unconditional

Tokyo Police Club – Forcefield

Boy George – This is What I Do

Barry Manilow – Night Songs